DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION RANT W/ VIDEO (MOTHERFUCKING RANT #2)

In America, Russian people CANNOT dance for SHIT on the Dance Dance Revolution machine [PRO-LEVEL in Fort Walton, FL arcade].
I was overly confident. "Yeah man, LET'S DO THIS! LET'S DO IT! I'LL SHOW YOU 'MERICANS - WHITE PEOPLE CAN DANCE! YEAH! CAN I GET A *HELLLLL YEAAAAHHH?! WASSSUPPPP??!* HONKEY POWER! CRACKERS CAN DANCE FOR.. ..dubitably.."....
I was wrong. Very wrong. That's my fiancé Josh taping it and laughing in the background. I thought it was pretty funny myself. WHO DANCES AT THIS LEVEL? DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, Y'ALL GIVE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS TO WHITE AAAAAAND BLACK PEOPLE! DAMN YOU! FUCK YOU! AS IF I KNEW THE RAIL BEHIND THE ARROWS WAS SO YOU COULD HOLD ONTO IT WHILE YOU DANCE. THERE SHOULD'VE BEEN A FUCK-ANG SIGN FOR NOVICES LIKE MYSELF. FUCK YOU! YOU CHEATERS! YOU DAMN PRO DANCERS, CHEATING AT A DANCE MACHINE FUCK-ANG CHEATER BITCHES. FUCK YOU! I'M STILL RAGING FROM A SINGLE INCIDENT FROM A MONTH AGO lol