I posted this status on Facebook
around 6-7 hours ago..
"I had an ego caramel magnum, I had a cupcake with the delicious frostings, I had a cherry danish thing with french/whipped cheeeeeeeeese.. I had a saaaalad with chicken, I got me a packet of crackers and like 100g of hummus. I smashed that bitch up. Y U HATIN'>>? I did it in bed. U KNOW Y? Easy access to laying down afterwards. IN FACT, my mother just woke me up and I was like, "IS IT YAZ TIME ALREADY?" because I take Yaz contraceptive pill as soon as I wake up each morning and she's like "No you idiot, you slept for 3 hours! GET UP LENACHKA! WE GO-ENG TO DAH DOK-TER TOMORREW :3" Seriously though, it did go like that I just can't caption my mum's Russian accent in text. IMPOSSIBRU!"
Someone I know commented with this -
Think of a guy doing the worst ever russian accent in any cartoon ever and
that's what I imagine your mum sounds like. Like, all the time.
Because everyone knows that even russian women have manly voices
Actually, I thought it was HILARIOUS!
See, it's funny cuz it's true.
No comments:
Post a Comment