Hello there, people of earth! I bring you peace :)

So..I've been persuaded to start a blog by various people including one of my closest friends who is a beautiful artist and poet. I hope you all welcome me with open-arms. I have been told I am quite the eccentric. I am very bold. I am brutally honest however, I am genuine and sincere. I care very much for others, (emphasis on the "VERY") and I will always go out of my way, at any time, to help people and animals in need, even (and often) complete strangers. I have always been this way.
Enjoy my nuttiness and my deranged, very black, extremely crude, politically incorrect, consistently vile self-depricating sense of humour. We all need a laugh. I am good for that.